So you've been rummaging through our pages and our work, and by now you're fully obsessed with us. I can't fault you, that's how most of us ended up here.
Do you have a résumé? Valuable experience? Do you have good stories from college that will keep us entertained over lunch? Actually, are you or have you ever been a stand-up comic? Have you ever been to Mexico? How's your jumpshot? I hope it's smooth because your employment could solely depend on it. Are you comfortable not reporting any of this to your union representative? Cool. Send us your answers, preferably on unmarked bills. We look forward to spending them. I mean, hearing from you.